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BUFFY, HONEY, how are you going to graduate out of the world of vampire slaying and dog-assisted mystery solving if you refuse to understand Hollywood? Sarah Michelle Gellar told Marie Claire that she was just saying no to going the Botox route: "I'm scared of that. Botulism is a disease. I lived in Mexico for three months this year, and I tried to avoid salmonella and botulism, so I'm a little confused about why I'd then want to inject it into my bloodstream." Um, so you can look pretty and expressionless. Duh. Talk to Suzanne Somers about it. She'll explain everything.
SMG, Just Ignore Her When She Talks About 'Taradise'
Or perhaps, SMG should have a sit down with Tara Reid, who's finally revealing to the world that she had bad plastic surgery. (Tara's always the last to know.) Read all about the botched boob job and lipo mishaps in all of their glory in US Weekly. And then make fun of her anyway.
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